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I wish to make the biggest confession of my life - that all knowledge you may have about my persona are all false. I wish to come out clean and confess to you... that I am actually a parrot.

This picture was taken by the stupid humans who captured me years ago. I have learnt how to read, type on a computer and draw, while they were busy scratching their asses, and uploaded my works as a human being.

I am also friends with Poopy the watchdog, who has sworn to kill his bastard humans one day for giving him such a stupid name. Or at least bite them in the ass. Either way, we have a lawyer (Pooky the cat, who has poisoned her stupid humans already for giving her a stupid name, go Pooky - er, I mean, Miss Black!).

Incidentally, yesterday I was referred to as a sparrow. Pretty close to the truth...

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~bellamaria Nov 28, 2003, 3:30:14 PM
o.o you are on some kind of crack... ^_^; Nonetheless, this is adorable.

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~BellaMaria~

"I am not some egg to be laid." ~me

"I've played with a lot of testicles, but none of them had spikes!" ~Megan T.
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=Beck-Carter Nov 28, 2003, 10:04:08 PM
LOL~!!!!! Kill you humanz~!!! XD
:iconsunshynne:
*sunshynne Dec 1, 2003, 8:46:19 AM
:lmao:

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Price of the deepest, most meaningful kiss in the whole series: Priceless
:iconeeron:
~eeron Dec 5, 2003, 3:49:22 AM
hehe.. :giggle:

Love this! Interrogate that parrot, he knows more than he's letting on ;)

So cool!
:iconcmstx83:
~CMSTX83 Dec 21, 2003, 1:35:29 AM
Hahahaha... Awesome tirade to go along with the photo. Hilarious in a brilliantly bitter sort of style. Nice job.

Thanks for the comment on the avatar, BTW. :D

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This, too, shall pass.
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~starglo21 May 16, 2004, 10:27:43 PM
heh heh hoo...you win.

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my elfwood gallery

"is he real
or a ghost-lie
she feels she isn't heard
and the veil tears and rages
till her voices are remembered
and his secrets can be told"
tori amos - "lust"
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~Freakish- Jul 27, 2004, 1:04:45 AM
:rofl: lovely :)

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.Just another freak in the freak kingdom
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=Escherichia-Coli Aug 4, 2004, 1:37:51 AM
Is that a Conure? I used to own a Sun Conure. I tought him to say "Piss off".

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Cover it with gas and set it on fire.
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